Oh great, I’m an MNU bureaucrat. Or a prawn.
I’m the village witch! I get to fly around on a broom and have a smart-alek black cat for my best friend!
I’m a small-town frontier sheriff. In a town populated mostly by lizards, rodents, and other various desert creatures.
I’m Captain America.
A young peasant maid working in the house of painter, to become his talented assistant and the model for one of his most famous works.
I’m five plucky talking golden retriever puppies, then.
I am apparently a physicist tasked with saving humanity by jump-starting the dying sun.
Doofy high school boy in love with a witch.
Starfleet captain? I’m down!
do you ever have a notp that you antiship so hard that you actually get nauseous when people mention it
Apologies for the past few weeks, but real life happened.
If you find any feeds that are higher quality, please let me know and I’ll be sure to add them to the list! Unfortunately, I will not be able to provide replacement feeds once the show starts, so make sure you let me know if any break as soon as possible!
Happy Suits Day, guys! We made it!
I’m working on a (very overdue) project for school (see the video clip below for a preview!) and tbh, I’m having too much fun with it to stop. That, and it’s been a week since it was due, and I promised I’d have it out asap :)
I s2g, this has been the summer of Adobe for me :D
Remixing the Prodigy for a project. #smackmytrekup #startrek
The more you are positive and say “I want to have a good life,” the more you build that reality for yourself; by creating the life that you want. It is not always the case that things will fall into your lap or that life will be great, but it is all about perspective and having a positive outlook. If something goes wrong, you say, “That happened for a reason, what can I learn from that and how can I grow?”
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
I thought I was in love with the thought of being in love, with waking up warm next to somebody who could make me smile, with somebody who would love me even when they wanted to throttle me.
It turns out I was just in love with you all along.
How blind I’ve been.
#JIM TO BONES
I write sins not five page research papers
"You bought me here to speak Klingon so let me speak Klingon”
jim kirk + vulnerable
Rachel Zane in Two In The Knees
it keeps beating, and i don’t wanna know