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copperbadge:

peasantwitch:

copperbadge:

Nearly 30 years of pouting by Robert Downey Jr.

"Chris, I need to tell you something."

"Since when do you do anything else, Robert?"

"No but this is important. You don’t pout well.”

"I don’t…what?"

"You don’t pout well."

"I…have not traditionally needed to pout. I mostly sulk. Or brood. I mean, you know, when I’m not shirtless. Nobody’s looking at my face when my shirt’s off. It’s actually starting to bother me."

"Cry me a river, you perfect triangle of a man. While you’re at it, learn to pout. Some day you’ll be old and need to."

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans on his Life Choices]

"Look at Sebastian, Chris. He’s got pouting down to a science already. Way ahead of the curve.

"Robert, I’m Romanian. Pouting is part of our cultural heritage."

"Learn to take a compliment, Dracula. So, Chris, as I was saying…"

IT GOT BETTER


agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer


witchyredhead:

It’s the way she casually picks up her heels after beating the shit out of everyone in the room.

I can never not reblog this scene. It’s my favourite thing.



tristinawright:

geardrops:

depraved-heart-murder:

appropriately-inappropriate:

dykeprivilege:

jessicabeachgirl:

seethestarsablaze:

heyimrudeacid:

lesbii-cool:

*starts a fire in my kitchen*

*starts fire in my bedroom*

Omfg. Um. Hello there.

*Starts a fire in my pants!!!*

*gets trapped in lift*

The best part is that there’s a fairly decent chance, given the background of the photo (dry wilderness and scrub brush) that the firefighter in this picture is a Hotshot—
And Hotshots, along with Smoke-Jumpers, are sort of like… Okay. If firefighters are rockstars, Hot-Shots are Queen and Smoke-Jumpers are whatever Tony Stark uses to rev himself up for badassery.
Hotshots are elite firefighters who train extensively and are inserted into high-risk terrain in order to fight the fire on the ground. In layman’s terms—if there’s a forest fire threatening your house, the hotshots are the dudes digging the fire trenches while whirling beams of fire snap give feet from them.
And then, then, there’s the Smoke-Jumpers. As their name implies, they jump smoke. In layman’s terms—the fires the hotshots can’t reach by land? Those crazy fuckera PARACHUTE into forest fires.
Because jumping out of a plane isn’t scary enough, they do it in near-zero visibility, through scorching smoke, with the risk that the thermals and currents could blow them right into a burning tree, to pick a landing spot so they can then be in remote backwoods wilderness with minimal hope of rescue if something goes tits up.
So yeah. If this lady’s an urban firefighter she’s a huge badass. But if my guess is right and she’s a more elite unit, then I want to have her gay babies like, yesterday.

Whoa.

reblogging for that long essay because goddamn

Oh my goddamn, son

tristinawright:

geardrops:

depraved-heart-murder:

appropriately-inappropriate:

dykeprivilege:

jessicabeachgirl:

seethestarsablaze:

heyimrudeacid:

lesbii-cool:

*starts a fire in my kitchen*

*starts fire in my bedroom*

Omfg. Um. Hello there.

*Starts a fire in my pants!!!*

*gets trapped in lift*

The best part is that there’s a fairly decent chance, given the background of the photo (dry wilderness and scrub brush) that the firefighter in this picture is a Hotshot—

And Hotshots, along with Smoke-Jumpers, are sort of like… Okay. If firefighters are rockstars, Hot-Shots are Queen and Smoke-Jumpers are whatever Tony Stark uses to rev himself up for badassery.

Hotshots are elite firefighters who train extensively and are inserted into high-risk terrain in order to fight the fire on the ground.
In layman’s terms—if there’s a forest fire threatening your house, the hotshots are the dudes digging the fire trenches while whirling beams of fire snap give feet from them.

And then, then, there’s the Smoke-Jumpers. As their name implies, they jump smoke.
In layman’s terms—the fires the hotshots can’t reach by land? Those crazy fuckera PARACHUTE into forest fires.

Because jumping out of a plane isn’t scary enough, they do it in near-zero visibility, through scorching smoke, with the risk that the thermals and currents could blow them right into a burning tree, to pick a landing spot so they can then be in remote backwoods wilderness with minimal hope of rescue if something goes tits up.

So yeah. If this lady’s an urban firefighter she’s a huge badass. But if my guess is right and she’s a more elite unit, then I want to have her gay babies like, yesterday.

Whoa.

reblogging for that long essay because goddamn

Oh my goddamn, son


letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

I don’t get why everyone says liquid eyeliner is really hard I literally just put some on for the first time ever and it was really easy and it was like perfectly even and winged???????????????/

it wAS BEGINNERS LUCK ABORT ABORT


Some tips for studying for finals

harveyspockter:

harveyspockter:

harveyspockter:

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m ready to pull my hair out, so I figured I’d share a few pointers that have helped me out along the way.

  • Keep some healthy munchies by you - try trail mix and fruit. Pizza and greasy food is AWESOME when you’re studying, but if you snack on healthy stuff along the way, you’ll be able to focus better and keep yourself from having a blood sugar crash that’ll make you feel tired and unable to focus.
  • You need regular breaks - try using Breaker as a timer, you can set up repeating cycles. Remember, the first half hour and the last half hour that you spend studying is what gets absorbed the best, and after a break, that cycle basically resets itself.
  • If you keep getting sucked into the internet, Self Control or Focal Filter are a godsend. They block distracting websites for however long you choose, and with Focal Filter you have to reboot your computer to turn it off. If you have a Mac, Self Control is for you - unlike Focal Filter, rebooting won’t help you, you have to wait for the timer to run out.
  • You need sleep! Having problems with waking up groggy? Try using Sleepyti.me to figure out how to wake up between sleep cycles, you’ll be amazed at how much more refreshed you feel - even if it’s just after a long nap after an all nighter. 
  • Getting loopy from sleep deprivation? It happens, but here’s some food for thought - if you’ve been awake for 18 hours straight, you’re as impaired as you would be if you were legally drunk. Think about it, what do you think it’s going to do for the information you’re trying to stuff into your brain?
  • Don’t forget to stretch out! It’s easy to get cramped up, and if you take a minute or two here and there to just stand up and move around, you won’t be as stiff. This includes your hands, by the way. 
  • Having issues with getting fatigued? Try to avoid having too much caffeine. It’s great, yeah, but… Too much of it can cause fatigue. Try taking some B vitamins, they’re great for boosting your energy. Not only that, they help with concentration and anxiety.
  • Are you drinking enough water? If you’re not, dehydration is another thing that can lead to fatigue. For more info on causes of fatigue, just click here, you might be surprised at what causes it - I was

And above all, remember this: YOUR SANITY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR GRADES.

It’s that time again!

Third verse, same as the first. Might get lucky (but I think it gets worse).

So. My latest addictions have been based around headphones, so grab a comfy pair and get to work.

My latest method of procrastination? 8tracks. Here, have some music that’ll keep you going. 

Or, if you’re in the mood for something a bit more cerebral, you could check out binaural beats. (Don’t worry, there’s way more options than the screenshots show) Personally, I turn the graphics off and put the beats on a bit lower, then layer 8tracks on top. 

K, break a lead everyone!


janinekspendlove:

nerdsrocket:

lemonistas:

I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER.

I need one.

This is pretty much the best thing ever.




“We all love someone way too fucking much.” — (via bruisedbbygirl)



1/100 of Zoe Saldana 

1/100 of Zoe Saldana 



rainbowsmudge:

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

ys-ella:

maestremadness:

my-british-soul:

lado-sur:

renal-agenesis:

The Game of Life.

oh my god

what an interesting way to look at things.

lifes a gamble

and death always wins

because death has nothing to lose

wow.

Or maybe because Death’s a cheating whore look at that fuck hiding cards under his bony ass

HO GAWD


-specter:

"Michael, look at these sound waves."